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让阅卷老师喷饭的雅思作文经典笑话

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让阅卷老师喷饭的雅思作文经典笑话
  “笑果”指数 ★
  I don't have time to read, because I must study。
  Studying usually involvesreading!
  I shared it by myself。
  You cannot share things with yourself!
  It has some disadvantages, because it's good for their furture。
  'Disadvantages' are bad by definition!
  China is a big country, so we have four seasons。
  Small countries may have four seasons, too!
  She is a good person, because I know her father。
  The fact that you know her father doesn't mean she is a good person!
  “笑果”指数 ★★
  I am writing to expressthat I am going to receive the aid from you。
  Are you sure I'm going to help you?
  I need some hands from you。
  I bet you mean 'a hand'。
  More and more people are getting older。
  Who's getting younger?
  In my opinion, I'm a student。
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  Pandas can give us the development。
  Sounds difficult。
  My abilitymake(s) me couldn't study。
  ......especially in develolping and developed countries。
  And what about coutries that are neither developing nor developed?
  “笑果”指数 ★★★
  My friend must be like animal。
  What a curse!
  We share the same things-even the same boyfriend!
  It is possible but immoral。
  My major is violence。
  I hope not so!
  I often go to the loo to see wild animals。
  Sound way too funny! You might mean zoo。
  My city has a bright future, because of me。
  Shall we try something modest?
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